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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:40 AM // 02:40   #41
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*emerges from no where in a inferno of flames*

*uses whip to steal the fire extinquisher from heist and then burns it into smithereens*

*traps heist in a ring of flames and begins to move menacingly towards him*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:43 AM // 02:43   #42
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"Crap!"

*chucks a co2 can at haderach and shoots it with the 8 gauge*

*casts deep freeze with fast casting at 200000000000000000000000000000 and falls back*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #43
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*heist is burned as he moves into the circle of flames

*explodes as power multiplies exponetially, but is cut short by deep freeze*

*RRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR*

*waits for deep freeze to wear off*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:55 AM // 02:55   #44
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whoa *notices engines have stopped*
*sees heist and Kwisatz_Haderach fighting*
*loads bow with Ice arrows*
*shoots ice arrows at Kwisatz_Haderach reloads and keeps shooting*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #45
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*mend ailment*

*unleashes Water Trident, Ice Spikes, Ice Spear, Shard Storm, Maelstrom, and Frozen Burst*

*casts Swirling Aura on self and casts Blurred Vision and Ice Prison on Haderach*

*drops shotgun, casts Conjure Frost and readies Buster Sword*

*casts Armor of Earth*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #46
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"leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeenkins!"
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:57 AM // 02:57   #47
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*runs out of arrows*
*pulls out sword and shield and jumps by heist*
Lets do this thang!!
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #48
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*deep freeze wears off*

*all water spells evaporate as they near haderach*

*RRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR*

*continues towards bridge*

*Heist bursts into flames and dies*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #49
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*steps on link as he heads to bridge*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #50
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*holds shield over head*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:01 AM // 03:01   #51
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*link survives but only his head and arm is above ground rest is impaled in deck*

*continues towards bridge*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:11 AM // 03:11   #52
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*Auto-Life take effect*

"that little--"

*drags link's body out of the woodwork and uses a shortcut to get to the bridge before Haderach*

*casts Gandalf's Lightning Sword and slams the sword into the deck.*

"YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!"
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #53
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*gives heist a suspious looking glass of water* here you go
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:17 AM // 03:17   #54
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*enters the bridge room*

Quote:
Originally Posted by heist23
"YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!"
*laughs hilariously*

*decapitates both link and heist as he walks to steering wheel*

* locks ship on course to middle earth with unbreakable spells and spellwords that last as long as he lives*

NOW WE SEE MY MASTER!
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:21 AM // 03:21   #55
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*Lighting Sword spell takes effect and the bridge implodes into itself, incasing Haderach into a separate dimension*

*Auto-Life takes effect, once again*

*casts Auto-Life again*

"why, thank you Avari. that's nice of you---"

*Auto-Life takes effect again*

"damnit. and i gave you a $20 tip, too!"
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:23 AM // 03:23   #56
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*as he trails off into the extra dimension haderach laughs histarically*

YOUR FATE IS SEALED! THANK YOU HEIST
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:27 AM // 03:27   #57
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*enters the bridge room*



*laughs hilariously*

*decapitates both link and heist as he walks to steering wheel*

* locks ship on course to middle earth with unbreakable spells and spellwords that last as long as he lives*

NOW WE SEE MY MASTER!
The engine room is blown the ship can't move...
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:28 AM // 03:28   #58
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*sits down and finds a dusty old book....*

"How do Break the Unbreakable, Forbidden Spells"

*finds page 327*

"to Break Unbreakable Spells casted by the Fiery Balrog of Moria, take 1 glass of cyanide solution and drink it while saying the following lines:

Whisper Whisper Whisper."

*casts spell and promptly gets auto-resurrected*

*cough*
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:31 AM // 03:31   #59
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*goes in Link's room and covers his drapes in poison*

feel like fingering your drapes Link?
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Old Oct 26, 2005, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #60
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*sneaks up on avari and slices her arm with a cyanide-coated dagger*

"revenge!!! yay."

*walks out and head to infirmary, kills Guillaume and takes over the infirmary*

yay.
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